Wednesday, May 9, 2012

You can't stop the Juice

Today you're going to hear about a man. Not an ordinary man by any means, but an amazing man with powers beyond belief. This man doesn't try to stop the juice, he doesn't fight the juice. No. He embraces the juice head on. Or rather, he embraces the juice with his head or more specifically his mouth.

Yeah, I'm talking about semen, sperm, gonad goulash, spunk, a load of coconut milk and sometimes even a shot of whiskey as I call it. So it's up to you, the viewer, to decide on how this is going to go down. You can either let this man show you how things go down in the real world. Or you can run away, scared and tired, too afraid to face him and overcome your fears.

The choice is yours.

For those of you that are still reading and were able to handle that big helping of reality this man just handed to you I congratulate you. You survived and pushed on, you proved you're not a bitch and I thank you my friend, you're helping make the world better one gay sex rap video at a time.

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